Bill Clinton, distraught and contemplating his latest scandal was
    walking thru Washington looking for any kind of guidance. He walks up to the Washington Monument, looks up and says, "George, you were
    always wise, what should I do?" Low and behold a voice comes down from above and says, "ABOLISH THE I.R.S. AND START OVER." Clinton,
    amazed that he is talking to the past President thinks he'll try it again. He walks over to the Jefferson Memorial and utters the same request,
    "Thomas, you never had these kind of problems, what can I do to rally people behind me?" Again a voice from above answers, "WELFARE, IT'S
    NOT WORKING,ABOLISH IT, AND START OVER." After hearing this Clinton is so excited he is planning to go to all the historical sites for
    guidance. Next he goes to the Lincoln Memorial. "Abe, I need your help, people are losing confidence in me and they no longer trust me what
    should I do?" After a substantial pause Abe responds," TAKE THE DAY OFF GO TO THE THEATER."

Kitty (basyefelton@shol.com) 
    Subject: joke 
    8/6/98 8:43:01 AM  PST 

    Date: 18 Jun 98 15:38:00 KDT Subject: FW: News Flash Poland's Worst Air Disaster occurred today when a small two-seater
    Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have
    recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening. 

Hi Kitty, that was good one. But tsk tsk. My friends at the Arizona Polish Club would tar and feather you for insulting their homeland!
    --- The Dutch always tell jokes about the Belgians, especially about their policemen. (I was born in Belgium and have two sons who
    are in the police force there, the only dual citizenship American-Belgians in the force) The Dutch ask if you know what it means
    when you see a Belgian policeman with either one, two or three stipes on his sleeve. The answer is: three stripes means he can
    read and write. Two stripes means he either reads OR writes. And one stripe signifies he KNOWS somebody who can read or
    write. Maurice. 

Maurice (m@azstarnet.com) 
    Subject: Joke > Bill 
    8/6/98 3:26:43 PM  PST 

    Hi Bill, to even the score, I must tell you a joke the Belgians tell about the Dutch. They ask you if you know what Jesus said when left
    Holland. The answer is "You guys play it dumb for now till I come back, you hear!" Maurice. 


 don't think the score is even yet. The Belgians also ask why it is that all dogs in Holland have flat noses. The answer: From chasing parked cars. Maurice.