GOT FAMILY?

   1.AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has been through labor to have sex again. 
   2.DUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. 
   3.FAMILY PLANNING: the art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster. 
   4.FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. 
   5.GRANDPARENTS: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right. 
   6.HEARSAY: what tollders do when anyone mutters a dirty word. 
   7.IMPREGNABLE: a woman whose memory of labor is still vivid. 
   8.INDEPENDENT: how we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say. 
   9.OW: the first word spoken by children with older siblings. 
  10.PRENATAL: when your life was still somewhat your own. 
  11.PUDDLE: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it. 
  12.STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it. 
  13.TOP BUNK: where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies. 
  14.TWO-MINUTE WARNING: when the baby's face turns red and (s)he begins to make those familiar grunting noises. 
  15.VERBAL: able to whine in words. 
  16.WHODUNIT: none of the kids that live in your house...